CHRIS. CHRIS. I HAVE ALL THE CROSS COUNTRY SKIS. LET’S BE FRIENDS.
(via caitmckenzie)
Martin Freeman is basically a human version of Winnie the Pooh.
(Source: if-you-know-what-i-mean, via sleipnirisms)
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom
mom no
NO
jazz-handsing
(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via sleipnirisms)
(via musicfromblueskies)
Hey, enormous fanbase of very few people, I made a new blog. If you play Mario Kart, this may be of interest to you. If not, it will be very inane and make little sense.
“I am dying!”
that could either be a really good thing or a
really bad thing.Haha just kidding, I know I’m amazing.lolololol.
shut up Lexi. You’re not funny.
“Like schmuck.”
oh good, that sounds promising.
“I have a difficult job before me.”
good. good.
“His breathing all of a sudden started hurting the back of his throat.”
Okay but here’s the thing I grabbed Infinite Jest and was expecting to be writing a very specific paragraph. And if the sentence fragment at the top of the page doesn’t count:
“It came out of nowhere.”
“Brutus, what shall be done?”
Hmm, probably bad, then? I have so many books around me that are approximately equidistant, so I checked for a second opinion from Stephen Fry:
“We walked around a bit until the tea bell rang, and then we went to tea.”
Yep, that confirms it. Damn.
“We couldn’t do that before, so I doubt we could do it now.”
What.
“The mouse’s ear unfurls its trust, the spider takes up her bequest, and the retina reins the creation with a bridle of water.” - Fern, by Ted Hughes
Fuck. Yeah.
“Like a good butler (although you can be sure, i am better than good) my job is nine tenths anticipation.”
hell yeah i’m better than good
“I’m afraid that’s impossible.”
“Why Jane- you never dropt a word of this; you sly thing!” - Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (school reading -_- )
If my name was Jane, this would be more epic.
“‘Very good,’ said Dumbledore.”
DYING.
(via iamstonefox)
The Doctor Goes Retro.
We all know I love art and that I love Doctor Who. We also know that I have a thing for anything vintage, so when BBC came up with these lovely DW retro wallpapers, I couldn’t help but share the love. :]8
You can pick yours up here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/dw/news/bulletin_110110_01
Enjoy! :D8
<3 j.
P.S. Which one is your favorite?
I LOVE THESE.
I don’t know how I missed them. I’m so out of touch with this fandom lately :(
(Source: jsholmes)
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Stuart: a life backwards.
“I wasn’t making the madness up no more. I don’t know myself, or what got me like this. Sometimes I think I’m the child of the devil. I let the devil in and now I can’t get him out. I tried burning him out and cutting him out, but he don’t take no notice. He don’t want to be homeless.”
love this movie so bad. :’(
(via sleipnirisms)
I like Curtis, but if QWOP was in Misfits it would be AMAZING.
by me and icrashcars. It was her brainchild, I assembled it.
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